Drunk and disorderly

Amusement

This Virginia liquor store bandit got caught after getting an early start on his holiday partying.

Well Street

Local news can still be relied on for its "fluff" pieces.

From the assortment of broken bottles, it seems the raccoon made the rookie mistake of mixing its drinks, explaining the loss of consciousness.

Slipstream

I finally had a laugh from the news 😀

Evangel

😂 A raccoon on a bender, drunk as a skunk...and laid out by the toilet no less!

Slipstream

Yep, he knew exactly where to go to recover. Pretty funny!