Civic Center
The oldest magic trick in the book

Lately, I can’t shake the frustration brewing inside me. Everywhere I turn, I hear people railing against porch pirates, catalytic converter thieves, smash-and-grab offenders, and even those who are homeless or on welfare. It’s all over my neighborhood app, on the news, in casual conversations—the anger, the outrage, the calls to “lock them all up and throw away the key.” But what about the real thieves? The ones who steal far more than a package from your doorstep or a piece from your car. The ones who take billions, maybe trillions, from all of us—and yet, somehow, they get a free pass. Why is no one enraged at them?
Corporations dodge taxes every year, avoiding their fair share while the rest of us scrape by. Billionaire CEOs fire thousands of people just to pad their already grotesque bonuses, leaving families to figure out how to put food on the table. Politicians, too cozy with special interests, line their pockets and ignore the needs of the people they’re supposed to represent. These aren’t isolated cases. It’s systemic theft, carried out with a wink and a handshake, while we’re busy focusing our anger on the people at the bottom.
It’s the oldest magic trick in the book: sleight of hand. Look over here, they say. Look at the smash-and-grab robberies, the porch pirates, the homeless encampments. Look at these easy targets for your frustration, while the real crime, the crime that undermines your future, your kids’ future, happens in secret, behind closed doors.
If we keep falling for this trickery, what’s going to happen? The divide between rich and poor will keep growing until there’s nothing left of the middle class. Communities will crumble under the weight of underfunded schools, healthcare systems, and infrastructure, while the ultra-wealthy hoard resources. We can already see it happening in the House Reconciliation Bill that just passed. People will grow angrier and more desperate, but as long as their anger is misdirected, the cycle will continue. More policing, more punishment for the little guy, and more unchecked power for those at the top.
I’m not saying we should excuse petty crime or let people do whatever they want. What I’m saying is we need to shift our focus. Stop falling for the distraction, and start holding the real criminals accountable—the ones who can buy their way out of consequences while the rest of us pay the price. If I could wish for anything, it would be this.
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Well Street
It seems the power-wielding elite hold all the aces and pull all the levers. Though the injustices commited in DC and by corporate fat-cats directly impact "us regular folk," it seems the visibility of the car vandals, porch pirates, and homeless make them a more readily available target to direct our frustrations.
The French Revolution has been a more frequent topic of conversation on podcasts and articles, and I've heard the word "pitchfork" more in the last few months than ever before. What would the modern-day version of "sharpening our pitchforks" look like to bring truly course-direction change to the country?
Thank you for writing this thoughtful piece, and I hope your wish comes to pass.
Slipstream
I appreciate your wise and pointed comment. I envision a day when my wish is granted, and the people will rise and force the super-rich and corporations to pay their fair share of taxes.
Evangel
It's a challenge. The judges who try to hold these guys accountable are then persecuted and investigated for doing so. Earlier this week Stephen Miller laughably proclaimed that our nation's judges are all "socialists" and "communists" further prompting more pizzas to be sent to them. In other words, if you're the most conservative, far-right leaning judge who still says, yes, this is illegal, no the administration cannot do this, you are called a communist.
Over the last 40 years, 75% of the wealth of the middle class has been transferred to the wealthiest 1%. We've been trying for 30 years to get money out of politics, but then Citizens United passed. It really shows that the public can go to the polls and vote, but neither party is interested in giving up their gravy train--no matter what words or promises come out of their mouths.
Slipstream
We have to protect the courts, or we're goners.