Drunk and disorderly

Amusement

This Virginia liquor store bandit got caught after getting an early start on his holiday partying.

Well Street

Local news can still be relied on for its "fluff" pieces.

From the assortment of broken bottles, it seems the raccoon made the rookie mistake of mixing its drinks, explaining the loss of consciousness.

Evangel

😂 A raccoon on a bender, drunk as a skunk...and laid out by the toilet no less!