I'm wishing y'all come back to your senses!
Folks, what gives? Have we completely lost our marbles? Did the goose drink wine? Maybe the monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line? Could that explain why I've been hearing so much jibber jabber about the "second coming." Joy and jubilation over armageddon??? ...and the MAGAs got choked and we all went to heaven in a little rowboat, now clap!
Slipstream
I would think that Jesus is appalled at what's being done now, and he's probably changed his mind about coming back. I don't blame him; lunacy rules the day.