A thank you letter to Trump from an immigrant
The following is a letter to the editor written by an immigrant and published in the LA Times:
“Former President Trump, you are right. Vice President Kamala Harris allowed us immigrants to come to this country illegally with millions of others so that we would vote for her.
“When my insane asylum was emptied back home and my violent husband was let out of prison, we were happy to start again in a new country. Harris supported us having transgender surgery while we were staying at the luxury asylum center, generously paid for by U.S. taxpayers.
“In gratitude, we want to give back to this country in any way we can. My husband is out now selling drugs to schoolkids and, by the way, has cut back on rapes and murders. I am grateful too and when I sell my cookbook, ‘Yummy Dog and Cat Recipes,’ I will send the proceeds to abortion clinics so they can continue to execute newborn babies.
“You will see — we are hard workers.”
Andrea Ehrgott, Topanga
Well Street
Reading this made me think of the English term, "take the piss" out of someone, which is used when mocking or making a person look foolish.
Andrea does an effective job.
Slipstream
Andrea has made crazy talk humorous which is what we need right now.
Wilsons Grave
Brilliant and humorous response to a disturbing darkness perpetually cast on a large swath of our country's population. Sad that anyone had to sit down and write such a letter, but it made me chuckle.