Good News! Mitch McConnell is alive!

Knowledge

If you want proof that Mitch is alive, take a look at these legit photos!

Slipstream

Evangel

He even has more black in his hair in the fake photo. Even funnier, his wife was thousands of miles away, and when asked why she wasn't with her husband, she said his rehabilitation didn't require her presence...and then the next day, suddenly, she's at his bedside? They'll show him voting on legislation next.

Sanatana

The funny thing is they think they're getting away with it! How stupid do they think we are?

Well Street

Mitch may have been spending time at a "medical spa," where Botox and filler are administered, along with cold plunges and infrared exposure sessions. That would explain why he looks years younger and had no time to make a statement about the unexpected passing of his good friend and longtime colleague, Lindsey.