The real truth about Adam and Eve

When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:
I have two gifts to give you - one is to pee standing up and...

Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming:
M E..! M E..! I want it, please Lord... please... please... please...
This would make life a lot easier!

Eve agreed but said those things didn’t matter to her.
So God gave Adam the gift.

Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, peeing on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
He lit a fire and played fireman...

God and Eve stared at the madman with happiness until Eve asked God:
and... what is the other gift?
And God answered:
A Brain Eve ... The brain is yours...

And that my friends, is how it all started.